by Rolli -
I've got JAM HANDS! From eating peanut butter and jam sandwiches! That's my favorite sandwich!
Lucky for me, jam hands come in handy.
One time I was eating peanut butter and jam sandwiches and I heard a lady scream, "Help! HELP!"
I looked out the window. A building was on fire. I ran outside with my jam hands. I climbed up the building with my sticky hands. They worked just like suction cups. I climbed up to - I think it was the 99th floor. A lady was waving a hanky out the window.
“Help! HELP!” she screamed again.
“I’ll help you,” I said.
The lady stared at me.
“How?” she said.
“I’ve got jam hands,” I said.
“Oh, okay,” she said. Then she hopped onto my back. And I carried her back down.
Another time I was eating peanut butter and jam sandwiches and the phone rang. It’s hard answering the phone with jam hands. It took me a while.
“Hello?” I said.
“HI!” said a loud voice. “IS THIS THE KID WITH THE JAM HANDS?”
