by Rolli -
One night I woke up and an octopus was sitting on my bed.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"I'm the Snuggle Octopus," he said.
"Oh," I said. "Go away."
"Awww, but I wanna snuggle," said the octopus, looking sad.
"Not interested," I said.
The Snuggle Octopus went back under my bed.
The next night I woke up and the octopus was back.
"Snuggle time!" he said, waving his tentacles.
"Yeah, right," I said.
"You're an octopus," I said.
"Oh, I guess I am.” He looked at his tentacles and slipped back under my bed.
The next night I woke up, and the Snuggle Octopus was there again.
"What's your problem?" I said...