Nevertheless, Lance loves telling a good story! He just leaves the grammar problems to the editors. Job security, right?!
Lance is a dad and has had too many jobs to name. He is the quintessential Jack-of-all trades. Except his name isn’t Jack. It’s also not really Lance. And if you’re wondering why there’s not a picture of him, it’s because he’s so stunningly good-looking that he can’t go out in public or show his face to anyone for fear of being mobbed my masses of adoring fans.
If you’d like to know something serious about Lance, you’ll have to ask his wife. Or his accountant. They’re both good at bringing him back to real life.