cute illustration painting of grizzly bear

Excellent Pets!

by Rolli -

A tiger makes an excellent pet. It does.

You just have to feed it lots (pretzels are its favorite).

And take it for walks (don’t let it eat the mailman).

And brush its fur every night before bed – a hundred strokes.

One … two … three....

Then it’ll purr so loud the whole neighborhood will hear.

A grizzly bear makes an excellent pet. It’s true.

You just have to take it fishing (don’t forget the hooks).

And rub its tummy (come on, now, be brave).

And read it bedtime stories (anything but “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”).

It won’t be half as grizzly, after that.

A T-Rex makes an excellent pet. Absolutely...

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