Do Cows Know What We’re Saying?

by Rolli -

Hi there. Hiya. Hi.

I’m a genius. Yup. That means I think of, umm, amazing smart questions. Then I find out the answers.

Like, do cows know what we’re saying?

HEY COWS! YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND ME, OR WHAT?

“Oh yes,” (chomp, chomp), “we understand you,” (chomp, chomp). “Now, keep it down!”

Well, whattaya know?

Here’s another one....

Are turtles slow on purpose?

HEY, TURTLES! YOU GUYS SLOW ON PURPOSE, OR WHAT?

“Yup. Then people will say, ‘Oh, we can leave our cupcakes sitting out, those sloooow turtles are a mile away.’ And when they go for a walk we run up fast and lick all the frosting off.”

Thought so.

What else....

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